Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Cien años de honradez

Si el GAL tuvo un Mister X, ¿por qué el 11 de marzo no ha de tener un Mister Z?

Apariencias engañosas

Véase Análisis Digital

Monday, November 26, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Improper language

FROM: Group Offices London
TO: All Spanish Staff
SUBJECT: Improper Language Usage
It's been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our headquarters that the Spanish staff commonly uses offensive language. Such behaviour, in addition to violating our group's policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and the staff itself. Therefore it is requested to our Spanish staff to adhere immediately to the following rules: 1. Foreign colleagues or visitors should not be referred to as "ese guiri de mierda". 2. Words like "coño", "hostia", and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion is. 3. You will not say "la ha cagao" when someone makes a mistake, or "la está cagando" if you see somebody being reprimanded, or "¡qué cagada!" when a major mistake has been made. All direct or derived forms of the verb "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment. 4. No Project Manager, Section Supervisor or Head of Administration Chief, will be referred to, under any circumstances, as "el hijo de la gran puta", or "el muy cabrón" or even "el comemierda". 5. Lack of determination will not be referred as to "falta de huevos" or "mariconería" nor will persons with a lack of initiative be ever referred to "capullo" or "acojonado" 6. Unusual and/or creative ideas shall not be referred to as "pajas mentales" in particular when they stem from your manager. 7. You will not say "cómo me jode" if a person is persistent, or "está jodido" or "se lo van a follar" if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, when matters become complicated the words "qué jodienda" should not be used. 8. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a tomar por culo", nor should you ever substitute the most educated "may I help you?" with "¿qué coño quieres ahora?" 9. If things get tough, an acceptable expression such as we are going through a difficult time should be used rather than "esto está jodido" or "nos van a follar a todos". Additionally, if you make a mistake, just say so and do not say "qué putada" or any expressions composed with the root "puta". 10. No salary increase shall ever be referred to as "subida de mierda".
11. Last, but not least, after reading this note please do not say "me voy a limpiar el culo con ella" or "me la paso por el forro de los cojones". Just keep it clean and odorless and dispose of it properly.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Monday, November 12, 2007

Homenaje a Juan Ramón Jiménez

El martes día 13 de noviembre, a las ocho de la tarde, tendrá lugar en Sevilla, Sala Juan de Mairena, entrada por calle Arguijo, un acto en homenaje a Juan Ramón Jiménez en el medio siglo de su muerte a cargo de José María Vaz de Soto y Aquilino Duque Gimeno, segunda parte del ciclo organizado por la Real Academia de Buenas Letras y la Fundación Cajasol.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Wednesday, November 07, 2007